There Once Lived A Girl Named Zuhad...

What a sight!
What a fright!
2A's becoming a little too tight.
How we groaned,
How we moaned,
Zuhad's strutting in on her own.

All the girls go Oooooo
Janice: Oh no! She's sitting in front of me. 
Eleasha: Oh no! Her head's big, I can't see! 
Helen: I wonder how she could be friends with Emily.

Emily:
That's only what you see,
Back then in primary,
In reality, her, me no likey,
Because she power crazy.
Sher Maine: Exactly! 
Everyone else: Oh really?

As the days pass,
She made less of a fuss,
And smiling a must, 
Sher Maine: How it creeped me out!

Then, we were given a task - 
Teacher: Introduce a drama to represent your class!
How we squealed,
How we reeled, 
Janice: This is SO gonna be good!
But oh wait, there's a problem,
If Sher Maine's gonna be Jake,
Then the part of Tracy - who will take?
I'm afraid it's gonna be fake,
Like Janice's half - baked cake! (Toastie)

From The Long Road Home to A Leap Of Faith,
A stunning performance you always gave, 
Eleasha: Oh my gosh, she cries on cue! 
Helen: I totally envy you!

Zuhad: I gotta go. My bus is waiting. 
Everyone else: At the beach??!! 
Zuhad: Oh shoot! I left my purse! 
Everyone else: Zuhad, you're running in bedroom slippers??!!

WHAT??!!

Turn the pages and you will find,
Loads of things that will blow your mind,
Memories that will never fade in time,
And did you realise? This whole poem rhymes!